whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

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What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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