- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

How many Jews can you fit in a car? 10. 3 in back, 2 up front and the rest in the ash tray.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

What did the boy find I'n his water? Ice

What's worse than winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What did the father give to his son with terminal cancer for his 5th birthday? Nothing the kids going to die anyway

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

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