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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie roll pop? It would have to take a reasonable amount of licks for enough enzymes in the saliva to breakdown the hard candy part.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

Why was the black man drowning? His boat sank.

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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