- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

Pianos.

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Once upon a time

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

How many police officers does it take to secure 3 hooded black men? However many police are on duty.

Why was the Jew gassed to death? Because he forgot to turn the gas off.

a white men said to another white men that someone robbed a bank, it was at night and he wasn't wearing a mask, and also the camera couldn't see him, they now found out that he was black.

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What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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