What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

So a man walks into a bar, right?

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Q: How did the robber steal a laptop from best buy? A: With his hands

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's the differences between oranges? Trees don't have doors.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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