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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Susie.????

Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

A young baby died.

knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

"Knock knock." "Come in."

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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