- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Banana Hamock.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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