Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's worse than having to watch your dad rape your mom? Having to watch your mom rape your dad.

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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