What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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