- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless he's a witch doctor, then you'll need an apple and some ayaheusca. The fractal dream will destroy time and space as consciousness returns upon itself at times end

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

IMMA FIND YO ASS DO!!!!!

What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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