Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Massie is a fatass

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Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Your mom is so nice.

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cats are pussies

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

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What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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