- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

This is not funny.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

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