what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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I've never seen a zebra use that crossing.

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

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Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

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A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

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Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

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top kek

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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