- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babys taking them out with a pitchfork

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

A grandma says come on twinkies and the teinkies say were terriosts from your lost hole

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't he was chicken

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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