who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

A storm be brewin!

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

you suck

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Food and blankets from a nearby shelter.

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

"Knock Knock" "whos there" "interupting cow" "interupting cow who" "i have aids"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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