- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q. Why didn't bob go to work today? A. I killed his family.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

Roses are red, Bacon is also red. Poems are hard, Bacon.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

why dont they make black forks

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

Q: Do these jeans make me look fat? A: No your fat makes you look fat.

Why don't you hit a black guy riding a bike? Because that is dangerous and he could get hurt.

You tie a noose around your neck, you jump off a cliff and before you hit the ground you shoot yourself in the head.

What's white, black and tan? The people of planet earth.

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