- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What's your guys names?

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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