- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's worse than a car going backwards on the highway? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

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