- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

what did batman say to robyn before he got in the car?... "get in the car"

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Women's rights...

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

justin bieber over spongebob snicker

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Well this is pointless.....

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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