- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man went to the bar? He got drunk, drove home injuring a young teen mother, brutally assaulted his wife to the point of death. He's in prison serving 3 life sentences.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Guy: Hey, you want to dance with me? Girl: Who me? Guy: Nooo that bench over there...

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

Do they have a fourth of July in England? Yes, but it is just a sad reminder to them that all the cool people left for America.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

your mom is so fat, she uses nutrisystem and other weight-loss systems to try to loose weight.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

A black student graduated High School

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