- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

Mahmy

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Set a firework off on her face.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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