- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

One scientist is talking to another scientist. One say "what's the matter?" The other replies "my family is dead"

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? Because the Joker was raping Robin too hard!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

how did the man jump over the mountain? it was a small mountain and he had a trampoline

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

What/s funnier than 24 dead Jews? 25 dead Jews. What/s funnier than 25 dead Jews? 6 million dead Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

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