What's worse then spilling milk? Instantaneous Human Combustion

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What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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whats black and large -me

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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Q:Whats worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A: 8 dead babies in a barrel. Q: Whats worse than that? A: A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What happened when a star exploded? It killed billions of other sentient beings.

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A hero is nice to everyone, but one person. who is that? Your mom. WOOOOOOOT!! YOU JUST GOT MUSCLEMANED!!!!

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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