- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Stop. Seriously stop.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

A man walks into a bar hes later assassinated and mourned by his family.

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I am epileptic. SLAWWAWASWAKHINGAGAGAGAKIHARGAVBAZSAWAWAWAWAAAAA

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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