- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

Fat people

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

What did the monster under the bed say to another monster? I have the odd feeling that someone is on top of the bed.........

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Q: What did Jenna Jameson say when she heard hard banging near the front door? A: Come inside

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Heskey time.

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

you cant spell slaughter withought laughter

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You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? To get to the other side

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

Womens rights.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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