Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

How do you get a person to stop talking to you? Ask nicely to please be quiet and let me talk.

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

1+2 = 6

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Many people of many races do many things every day.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Neil is a reterd.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

YOLO You only like Oreos

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What should you do if a stranger picks you up? Politely request that he put you down.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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