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Why was billy sad because in the morning he witnessed his mom get stabbed in the throat repeatedly by a clown then he saw the clown in the cop car but his mask was off and it turned out to be billys dad

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Where's the best place to gather black people to roleplay as prison victims for a documentary? Prison or the Graveyard.

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What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

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Whats fat yellow and diabetic Brett lai lan

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What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Depends. Are you applying a lot of pressure and licking in short, round bursts, or are you softly suckling on the treat? Your mouth's pH level is also a determining factor, as the sucker digests at a quicker rate the higher the acid content. To put it simply, there is no correct answer, because the sheer quantity of variables makes it a tootsie-less endeavor. See how I said tootsie-less rather than fruitless? Now that's a real joke.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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knock knock!? . . No.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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What's the best thing about having sex with twenty one year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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Whats the difference between a baby in a comma and an iPod? I actually use the baby.

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Two planes walk into an office building

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hi charles lattuca III

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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