Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Chrismas? A: Cancer

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Caolan and Eamon

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

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THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

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How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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