- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

So what have you overcome? I mean I know alot about you, but little about your personal deeper self, with that said, you telling me you are some kind of X-men when it comes to genetics?

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Why could the penguin not fly? It was shot in the wing.

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Penis

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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