- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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