Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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People...

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What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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How are a black man, a hispanic man, and a chinese man similar? Believe it or not they all love cantaloupe!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Covert trance, black Ops, and something I kinda made up myself. The first two are basically using suggestions without the victim being aware of it, that is how that famous bank robber that just asks nicely for all the cash and gets it succeeds. The other is tricking the "allmighty" subconcious and again, my own invention people claim its called "this and that", I know, because I coined most of the terms. Anyway, you put people into a deep state of trance, you tell them to take a step forward into the sea, and well, you actually led them down the top of a skyscraper or something fun... "Now... Suck on the lollipop I have between my, okay ill stop"

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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Q. What happened to the kid with 1 arm and 1 leg and 1 arm and 1 leg A. He had a seisure, then got hit by a bus

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Boo Boo who? Ah don’t be sad, Boo’s here to cheer you up!

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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''In Austin, Texas, President Obama told an audience, 'If you want to go forward you put your car in 'D.' If you want to go backward, you put your car in 'R.'' But you know something? Either way, the economy is still F'd.''

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office, naked but wrapped in Saran Wrap. The Doctor takes one look at him and says, "I can clearly see your nuts."

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Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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