what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

did you stub your toe?

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

Whats the defination of cruelty

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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