A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

A bear eats some honey. I'm not really sure why and I've never seen a bear eat honey in real life so I don't really know if the bear actually ate any.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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