- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

Why cant a black person read? Because there is nothing to read...

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

What did the apple say to the other apple? Nothing, apples are fruits and cannot talk

A cat ran into the road...I hit it

How to find if your overweight? Ask your friend to make a big clay volcano, out of baking soda and vinegar. While its erupting if you're too busy eatin five course dinner. FAT

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know either, i'm just wondering why a chicken is trying to cross the road!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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