- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

... Chan chan

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It heard you like to choke the chicken.

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