- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Nice belt.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock knock! Who's there? Boo! Boo who? Aww, don't cry!

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