Guess who is violent. Osama

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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whant to hear my best inpression of a hijacking ok kjgnkdgsjikdfhjnknkdfngknhfkfbnkf

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

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What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

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Im 8 years old, sometimes I get sick, and I take medicine and it makes me feel better. My daughter has cancer.

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Jayden Eccles

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What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

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How did the polar bear get the bottle of coke? He killed the little boy

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What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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