- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

Why was the house painted pink? I dont know, why don't you ask the owner?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

I was once a hamster.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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