- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

What did the homless man get for Christmas? Nothing

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Girls soccer

what do you call a black guy african american

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Why did the boy cry Because he fell

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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