- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

My three children are three big mistakes.

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

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