- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Black people are the scum of the earth

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