Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

A man did not like this site

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and leave.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

the game

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

ring ring,Who is? you'r face.you'r face how?you'r but hole face.

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

Why was Little Billy crying? He had an axe embedded in his chest.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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