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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A man buys a prius

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

I love alchohol!

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

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