- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Knock knock. Who's there? Knock. Knock who? Knock knock.

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Ever had sex while camping? It's great.

Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and starfish are from a different phylum. They are genetically incompatible.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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