What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Check out page 4016 :)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Vagina Boob

thumb_up thumb_down -6

An Italian, a Mexican, and an American all stand in one room. The Italian throws pasta out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The Mexican throws a taco out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country." The American throws a burger out the window and says "We have too much of this in our country."

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

thumb_up thumb_down -6

rofl lol, the joke below me has made my computer offer to translate this page. It thinks it's in Spanish

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops