Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

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What do you call an blank test? an F

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want to hear a cat joke? i'm just kitten....

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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Whats better than Anti-jokes? Mtiscape.com

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An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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why did the old lady come home late? she got raped.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Chuck Norris Dies.

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

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Queens Park rangers

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Anti Joke

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