- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

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Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

why did the panda go to the store? to buy milk.

How many dead babies does it take to fill up a car? Dead babies should be reported to the police and not be stuffed into cars.

What starts with p and ends in orn? Popcorn

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

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