A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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so....a guy is sitting on the couch looking out his living room window and a cab pulls up and honks..he says to himself, "wow that was quick, i just called for the cab 5 minutes ago!"

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What happened to the toddler on the swing? She was left unatended and was raped.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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brittney griner

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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