- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why is the ground wet It rained

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Kys

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. giggle

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