what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

a. why? b. because

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

Why did the tourist cross the road? He was sightseeing.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

Justin's life

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Hey babe, did it hurt when the doctor cut off your umbilical cord when your mother gave birth to you. Because I have a bellybutton too!

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Anti Joke

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