What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Women's Rights Movement

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hey guys im gay

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Hi, my name is Jake.

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You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

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Why do black people love watermelon and fried chicken? Honestly who doesn't? Duh! Because most people do! Moral: Not so sure about the coolaid though...

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

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What does Santa and a grape have in common? They're both purple, except Santa.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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