Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

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What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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