- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

Obama lin Baden.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

What happens when a jew with a boner runs into a wall? He hurts his face.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

A moose walks into a store and asks the lady where the potatoes are. She says "isle five". he walks to isle five and there were no potatoes

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