- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

Robin, get in the batmobile

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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