What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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7+5=12

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Whats wrong with that Nothing

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

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Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

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