- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What do a fish and a frog have in common? They can both live in water. Its a well known fact.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Pineapple.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza is a tasteful meal and a Jew is a person of Israeli decent.

Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a Guinness.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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