- Anti Joke

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

What did the the girl say to the deaf boy after he asked her out? He doesn't know

THUMBS THIS DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU! TOTAL PEOPLE DIED FROM THUMBING THIS DOWN: 147289347809237489

Q: What did Bob want for dinner? A: Cheese Burger, Fries, Coke, No Beverage

What's the difference between a Green Grocers and Fighter pilot! One flys a plane and one sells food.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Good afternoon.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.