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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

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Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Daniel is a fag

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

What's big, white, and if it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.?

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the fridge cross the road? Because Sally has no arms

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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