- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

What do you call a Icelandic man? A guy who lives in a snowhouse with a elevator

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What's the difference between you and a bucket full of shit? The bucket...

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

What did one man say to the other? "hi other man"

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

-Knock, knock! -Who is it? -Me

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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