- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What did one say to the other woman? I have a penis

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

The Morman Religion.

hard cheese

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Justin Becnel falls off a tree, what happens? He breaks his neck and unfortunately dies.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

what the difference between ET and polish people? ET is an alien and polish people are human

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

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