- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

Have you seen Steve Wonder's house? No. It's okay, neither has he.

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

I'm gay.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

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